COOL QUOTES  ~I want to tell you what I am feeling, but I don't know where to start, I wanna tell you everything, but I'm afraid you'll break my heart. Why should something so easy, be so hard to do? All I gotta say is, I LOVE YOU!~ 
 *People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there.* 
 ~In three words I can sum up what I have learned about life....IT GOES ON.~ 
 *You can't steal second base if you never take your foot off first.* 
 ~Why is it that what I want, I can't have?~ 
 *Never go to bed Angry; you don't know what you'll wake up to the next morning.* 
 ~Any guy that does not want me must be gay or either taken.~ 
 *I would give up anything for one moment with you, for one moment is better than a life time of never knowing you.* 
 ~Some have a lifetime, some just a day. "Love" isn't something you measure that way. Nothings ever forever. Forever is a lie. All we have is between hello and goodbye.~ 
*Breaking up is not a stupid thing, instead it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes.*
		
		FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS 
		~Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men.~ 
 ~Learn the rules.....then break them.~ 
 ~There's a total difference between me and you, I have skill and you have problems.~ 
 ~When reality bites, bite it back.~ 
 ~Boys r like pictures, they r interesting to look at, then they get boring!~ 
 ~My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.~ 
 ~I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing.~ 
 ~This is an "A, B" conversation, so "C" your way out.~ 
 ~Go find a straw, cuz you suck!~ 
 ~Don't drink and drive....You might hit a bump and spill your drink.~ 
 ~Out of my mind....be back in 5 minutes.~ 
 ~Guys r like lollipops, the sweet ones are always taken and the rest are sour.~ 
 ~Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?~ 
 ~All men are animals, some just make better pets.~ 
 ~Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.~ 
 ~That's alright, that's ok, i dont like you anyway.~ 
 ~Girls don't lie, they simply bend the truth to fit their mood.~ 
 ~It's a girls world, boys just live in it.~ 
 ~Hell yeah I'm good in bed, I sleep for hours.~ 
 ~Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?!~ 
	
	Something to laugh about 
	~Mirrors don't talk and lucky for some people they don't laugh either.~ 
 ~Please tell your pants that's it's not polite to point.~ 
 ~Did you fall down the UGLY tree, and hit every branch on the way down??~ 
FRIENDS QUOTES 
 Rachel: Guess what, guess what! 
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident?